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The next series of infographics highlight the significant change we’re seeing in the demographics of our customer base.

In a marked shift of approximately 99.9%, our customers now identify as being 100% dead and 0% not dead.
0% Not Dead
100% Dead

As you can see, this Venn diagram shows zero overlap between dead and not dead.

Accordingly, we must consider-
This is all very interesting, but are you sure we’re not jumping the gun here?

Surely this trend could easily reverse itself in the next quarter?

Actually no, Bob. All our data suggests that our customers are now stuck in what we’re calling the “Still Dead” cycle.
Still Dead
Yup, Still Dead

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