For everything else, use Parrots.

Thus begins E-merl’s annual Christmas extravaganza – be back on Thursday for part deux. Happy holidays y’all!

Part Deux! And while you’re here, why not enjoy two Christmas classics of yesteryear?

Starting the new year with a bang. Or: does a gun have Buddha Nature?

Eight year old topical humour! Woo yeah!

I always lose count when I hit my second googolplex.

And don’t get me started about beetroot either.

The first one really was much more impressive.

It’s what’s for dinner.

I heard this kind of thing happens all the time in America.