Invest in giraffe futures now and beat the inevitable rush.

Werner returns! And apologies for erratic updates this week – normal service will be resumed soonish.

He will be missed by those that miss him. Up until he is not.

If you have no idea what the above strip is talking about then count your blessings.

To boldly eat what no Velociraptor has eaten before!

Jack’s back! Yay!