See also exhibits A and B.

I may have missed an opportunity by not entitling this strip “Sex Bread!”

Consensus is overrated.

So I guess it turns out ghosts don’t have reflections? Gasp! What if they’re… vampire ghosts?

Someone else who’d also think it’s awesome.

Quelle horreur!

The “every other available hue phase” doesn’t really have the same ring to it.

Just ominously thinking out loud…

Words to live by.