Catchy.

It certainly covers all the bases.

Also, he’ll be doing lots of… circusy things? I guess?

And it’s Lao Tzu with a late equalizer in the last minute of extra time.

Yup.

Cue the Mountain Goats.

Yay theology!

Obviously.

The ghost bone’s connected to the… knee bone? Maybe?

It also works for weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs.