Don’t get me wrong. I always expected the future to be terrible.

But I thought it would it be an interesting kind of terrible.

Rogue AI hunting down the vestiges of a scattered, shotgun-weilding humanity.

Lone bands of survivors fending off zombie attacks with nothing but their wits and an excess of shotguns.

Alien invaders and… and… you know.
Shotguns?
Yeah.

If it helps, I could probably find a shotgun somewhere and shoot you with it?

It’s kind of you to offer, man.

But it just wouldn’t be the same.