Cromwell – take him or leave him? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

New favourite sound effect? Also: special guest voice actor!

A ghost? Or an elephant? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Interestingly, this wouldn’t even make the top ten of Cromwell’s worst failed pick up lines.

Unless… who? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Chaotic neutral, maybe?

Try being good… or evil? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

And you don’t seem to have nearly enough legs…

Can Bea resist? Or are the dice too loaded against her? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Um…. what?