Punch or read? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

That’s basically how that saying goes, right?

Drag Cromwell out or seek expert advice? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Not that The Hybrid would ever hold a grudge…

Scramble Saucers? Or try the LIDAR? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

They had all these great adverbs…

How did Bea get here? Or what did she bring? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

I think we all already know who’s there.

The long story or the short lie? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Clearly someone with an interest in toast…