Interestingly, this wouldn’t even make the top ten of Cromwell’s worst failed pick up lines.

Unless… who? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Chaotic neutral, maybe?

Try being good… or evil? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

And you don’t seem to have nearly enough legs…

Can Bea resist? Or are the dice too loaded against her? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Um…. what?

…? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Everyone has those dreams, right? Right?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.