Gratitude or indignation? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

If you want something done personally, do it yourself.

Vader or Austin? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

…what they’re serving in the cafeteria today?

Trust the Queen? Or seek further advice? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Careful Viceroy – maybe it’s a trick question.

Who do we check up on next? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

The Hybrid is nothing if not generous.

Is it empty? Or is it… quite a bit stranger than that? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday.

Or maybe… just one really, really big paperclip?