Blame elephants or blame humanity? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will hopefully be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. I’m actually on holiday in Berlin this week, so their might be a little interruption to the usual schedule (any recommendations on things to see?).

Pro zoology tip from Cromwell there. Remember everybody: elephants are not bats.

But what will he show them? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. And this week’s bonus challenge – find a friend to roll the dice for you! Then tell us who did the rolling in the comments.

The dice chose uncertainty! And Bea seems rather less-informed than our elephant expected. Curious!

Yes? No? Maybe? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. And this week – I am thinking of a number! Who will roll be the first to roll it?

Making demands to an elephant is one thing. Getting those demands fulfilled… apparently not so straightforward.

A cliché is never a cliché when an elephant does it. But should Bea go with him, or demand an explanation? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. This week’s bonus – write your result in a language other than English.

Running away is always such a good idea in theory – it’s the practice that can be the tricky bit.

So… try to figure out what’s going on or make a run for it? Roll a six-sided dice and post the result to the comments thread or tweet it to @merlism. Rolls will be tallied on Thursday and the result shown on Friday. And this week – describe your rolling surface! Desk or table? Wood or whatever? Smartphone or super computer?

The dice chose attentiveness and it landed Bea a job offer! Although it is a job offer from an evil giraffe. Hmm. Conundrum!