Not to be confused with The Planet Of Tomorrow, which is about 80% less porny.

Happy New Year everybody! May all your proportions in 2011 be gigantic ones!

It’s the hit new sitcom that’s sweeping the nation!

Yes, it’s that by now very annual tradition (very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very!) of E-merl’s Christmas Comics Extravaganza! Happy Winterval, Earthlings!

But Brad Dourif ends up stealing the show in his bit part as the Sea of Vapours.

And speaking of scorpions, check out my new mini-comic, Missing Pieces to see Tiffany’s cousin take a star turn in a new story entitled The Scorpion And The Bad Parable. Also: I am now officially for hire. And that’s probably enough plugs for one strip, isn’t it?

Who wears a fedora on top of a space helmet, anyway? Oh and hey look, new hypercomic! Yay!

A planet I could happily retire to.

If Mr. Bay is still trying to figure out the ending of Transformers 3, I am available for consultancy purposes.

Tricky stuff that napalm.