Tripple-size 50th episode extravaganza! To be read in the voice of Al Swearengen. Space Swearengen! Yeah!
Posts categoriezed as 100 Planets
049. They’re Back
048. N Vwls
H shld hv skd fr nc cp f t nstd.
047. Only War
Well, obviously.
046. Doom Kitty
Poor Franz! It’ll be a terrible hell of constant adoration and pampering for him.
045. Fixer-Upper
Put me down as a space-maybe.
044. The Ride
Scream if you want to go faster!
043. Surprise!
I think it’s pretty clear what side of the forgiveness/permission debate alien xenomorphs tend to fall on.
042. The Sequel
Because one remake is never enough.
The Planet Of Unnecessary Remakes 2
So Moon Two was a hit, right?
Solid gold box office smash!
Right! So I’m thinking sequel. And you know what that means?
Moon… 3D?
Right! And maybe also Casey Affleck as the Sea of Fertility.
I don’t know. 3D movies – they’re yesterday’s news.
What are you saying?
I’m saying we take this to the next level.
We build an actual, physical three-dimensional moon in orbit around the planet!
Forged from purest Hollywood! Able to reign down lunar death on all competing studios!
And With Brad Pitt fused into its centre as its living, breathing, marketable heart!
…
You don’t think we might be crossing a line into full-on, evil megalomania??
It’s what the audience wants!
041. Exclaimed
And now ex-planet, apparently.