If there’s a moral to this story, I don’t want to hear it.

My obsession with Abraham Lincoln continues. Part two on Thursday!

And chainsaws. Spontaneity and chainsaws.

I speak from some experience on the matter.

What’s this? A new How To category added to the series archives, you say? Unprecedented!

Any suggestions for definitions will be gratefully received.

Further advice for those who failed our previous tutorials.

Don’t you hate it when your eye-slot gets all itchy?

Er… “Joaquin Phoenix?”

If you run out of ideas, try repetition of the word “la.”