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7 days a week!

Royal Announcer.
Royal Victim.
Minister for Spoons.
Minister for Silverware.
Wait… aren’t spoons also silverware?

Well, historically-
That’s right! They are!

And frankly it’s a travesty that they were never included under my remit.

I’m just saying – maybe if my portfolio hadn’t been unjustly diluted in the past, his Majesty wouldn’t have seen fit to dissolve my position.

Oh, I see how it is! Remember last year when I backed you in that dispute with the Minister for Washing Up?

So much for the “fraternity of the dining table!” You’ve been gunning for my job all along!
And this makes a perfect segue into the “hate-filled recrimination” portion of today’s session.

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