Okay.
*sip*
Here’s what I’ve discovered so far.

People blame the government. And Science. And God.
Hell, they blame pretty much everything.

Computers, crabs, bees, enzymes, music, the sea… take your pick.

But if there’s one concrete thing I’ve uncovered, it’s that no knows the cause or the nature of any of it.

No one actually knows anything about anything – even the things that really everyone should know.

So… basically you didn’t discover anything useful at all.
No. That’s not what he’s saying.

What are the things that everyone should know?
Heh. Alright – let me answer that with a question of my own.
*sip*

What’s our country’s name?