So why did you join the church in the first place?

Oh, it just always seemed to be what I was going to do.

And then one day I had to actually do it.

And… and it just felt like it would’ve been rude not to.
Huh.

What about you? What made you want to become a ringmaster?
Well… I guess I’ve always been really passionate about um… circuses?

And the er… the ringmastering of circuses?
And… and you know, animal and clown and acrobat…

…stuff.

Plus you get to wear that impressively tall hat.
Oh, the hat. I hadn’t really considered it.