Sol: But the chicken still needs a little work.

X2: Yikes!
JEDCØP: Kill it with fire! Kill it with all of the fire!

Sol: Thanks. I’m trying my best you know – food is a lot harder to simulate than drinks.
X2: Sorry! But um… I still don’t totally get why you’re trying at all.

X2: I mean, none of us actually need to eat, so…

Sol: None of you need to drink either but you all do. Extensively.
X2: But this is a bar. Drinking is sort of the point, isn’t it?

JEDCØP: JEDCØP concurs.
JEDCØP: Without regular bouts of simulated inebriation, the bleak futility of JEDCØP’s existence would be totally intolerable.