Judge: On the charges of murder, manslaughter, aggravated assault and grand larceny, I find the defendant not guilty.
Tachelock: Phew.

Judge: On the remaining charge of Impersonating a sheep, I find the defendant guilty as charged.
Tachelock: Baaaaa.

Judge: You will be taken now from this court to a place of execution.
Judge: And once there you will be summarily dismantled onto death.
Tachelock: What!?

Tachelock: Turned out they took their sheep very seriously on Wullabong Eight.

Sol: Yikes. How did you escape the death penalty?
Tachelock: Surprisingly easily, actually.

Tachelock: I impersonated another sheep.
Tachelock: It’s a classic for a reason.