X2: I… I don’t think that’s how it works.
Tachelock: No. That sounds about right to me.

Tachelock: I mean let’s face it – if you don’t get caught, it doesn’t really count as a crime, does it?

X2: I… no! That’s not how it works either!
Tachelock: What about you, Sol?
Sol: Me?

Tachelock: Yeah, come on. I bet you’ve been caught breaking a rule or two in your day.

X2: Tache, you can’t just go around accusing someone of having committed a-
Sol: *sigh*
Sol: Speeding tickets.

X2: What?
Tachelock: Ah-hah!