Nothing like a nice laid back temporal paradox in the afternoon.
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Tachelock: So you really travelled back in time just to have someone to talk to?
Futurelock: No! When you put it that way it makes me sound really pathetic.
Futurelock: But also… yeah. Basically.
Futurelock: You have to understand, in my time the gate… the bar… they’re…
JEDCØP: Destroyed in a harrowing and yet thrilling intergalactic war?
Futurelock: What? No!
JEDCØP: Oh.
Futurelock: They’re just… not the places they used to be.
Futurelock: So I got a bit nostalgic and then I got a bit of a time machine.
Futurelock: And it seemed like a nice way to pass an afternoon.
Tachelock: Huh.