Lucky Thirteen! And we kick things off with something that looks… a little familiar?

JEDCØP’s priorities remain very clear.

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Celebrated here in Solid Metal Override by… er… continuing our current story that doesn’t connect to Valentines in any way at all! Yay!

We’re terrible.

See? Definitely made better by AI.

But on the positive side, it’s much easier to get re-murdering stains out of the carpet afterwards.

All Praise The Random Number Generator!

It’s not that there’s a double standard or anything, it’s just that we’ve got these two different standards that happen to operate simultaneously to each other.

For all those with regrets to spend, there’ll be a new chapter along next week.

…until!? Way to leave us hanging their, JEDCØP!