The Religious are insane and nothing they say should ever be considered as a rational thought as through their own admission of being religious are unable to separate fact from fiction. Religion and the mindless fools that follow it are truly a plague upon the entire human race and have truly been the most awesome and devastating weapon of mass destruction this planet has ever seen. There has been no Political Leader, Army, Bomb, or Virus that has even come close to the sheer death toll caused by Religion. As a matter of FACT the only thing that has ever topped the deaths of Religion was the six mile wide meteorite that slammed into the earth killing everything on it some 65 million years ago, that’s it, nothing else has ever come close.
Unlike other mental illnesses, Religion mimics that of a viral infection, as it, if left unchecked will spread like wildfire infecting everything uneducated in its path. See, It’s very difficult to convince an educated person that there is an invisible man living in the clouds, this is why children are injected with Religion at a young age. Their innocence and lack of knowledge of how the world works leaves them defenceless against the attacks of Religious infection often resulting in a devastating lifelong sickness that leaves the infected indoctrinated with a mindset that has taught them to reject fact in favour of fiction. This way the infected never becomes educated and loses faith as it always rejects anything that’s logical as an attack upon their God by some unseen demon in the night. That person then grows up, had children of their own and looks forwards to infecting their children with the sickness as well.
Religion and those who follow it must be stopped, at any cost.
Your religion is obviously anit-religion. You have the same need to wipe out an opposing belief as the crusade-era christians. Why not just live and let live?
June 4th, 2009 at 5:23 am
Jesus Christ, that’s funny.
June 4th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
he was jsut rebooting form old testament S/W to new testimate..
June 4th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
That’s pretty hilarious, but I think the first frame is unnecessary; it’s much funnier if you just realize what’s going on by yourself.
June 4th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
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June 5th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Divinely hysterical.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:09 am
I’m a Christian. But I have a sense of humor. That’s funny.
But totally unrealistic. How often do you get English-speaking tech support?
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Three day reboot time? Jesus sucks!
July 21st, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Jesus hates lag. It took him three whole days to respawn…
August 13th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
As a Christian I can say this is the funniest Christ joke I have seen in forever. Congratulations, good Sir/Madam.
August 16th, 2009 at 5:57 am
The Religious are insane and nothing they say should ever be considered as a rational thought as through their own admission of being religious are unable to separate fact from fiction. Religion and the mindless fools that follow it are truly a plague upon the entire human race and have truly been the most awesome and devastating weapon of mass destruction this planet has ever seen. There has been no Political Leader, Army, Bomb, or Virus that has even come close to the sheer death toll caused by Religion. As a matter of FACT the only thing that has ever topped the deaths of Religion was the six mile wide meteorite that slammed into the earth killing everything on it some 65 million years ago, that’s it, nothing else has ever come close.
Unlike other mental illnesses, Religion mimics that of a viral infection, as it, if left unchecked will spread like wildfire infecting everything uneducated in its path. See, It’s very difficult to convince an educated person that there is an invisible man living in the clouds, this is why children are injected with Religion at a young age. Their innocence and lack of knowledge of how the world works leaves them defenceless against the attacks of Religious infection often resulting in a devastating lifelong sickness that leaves the infected indoctrinated with a mindset that has taught them to reject fact in favour of fiction. This way the infected never becomes educated and loses faith as it always rejects anything that’s logical as an attack upon their God by some unseen demon in the night. That person then grows up, had children of their own and looks forwards to infecting their children with the sickness as well.
Religion and those who follow it must be stopped, at any cost.
August 27th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
@ravious
no, you
September 4th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
What ravious said.
January 30th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
@ravious
Your religion is obviously anit-religion. You have the same need to wipe out an opposing belief as the crusade-era christians. Why not just live and let live?