Wait… rabies? Couldn’t you get a rabies injection and survive the infection?

Unless, suppose she was at the bottom of a strawberry painted chasm surrounded by rabies infected puppies in the middle of nowhere, she had a genetically low white blood cell count and her cell phone/emergency gps was seriously not working because she was at the bottom of a chasm (no signal!).

Ok nevermind. Death by rabies it is!

I’d take the exploding kittens over the other two any day!