“And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears […] I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food.”

So sayeth our pal.

And here’s me thinkin’ that the number one threat to America was the Russians….