“Oh no, I never read the reviews.”

Impractical marine engineering experience is less useful but often more fun.

I have taken to shouting this at total strangers. It is the best non-insult ever.

Heeeeeeear the word of the Lord.

And now a message from our sponsor.

Or maybe he’s actually on to something? I’ll try it on Thursday.

I guess I was right the first time.

Oh to be in England in the summertime.

The tricky part about the last one is finding the tiny little policeman to go inside.

And they may well answer to the name “Gary.”