Awww! Ain’t young cross-species love grand?

I told you he’d be back.

Perhaps the logistics of bulk shampoo purchasing are to blame.

Someone stop me before I Herzog again.

If there are children reading this, please stop them.

The list was somewhat shorter than I expected.

I mean really looked at them. Objectively.

Hold on to your hats – this one’s a four-parter.

The epic continues.

Or perhaps they could just be very, very good liars.