Top drug safety tip: never trust a unicorn when you’re high.

More from the last unicorn on Thursday.

If you ever feel your day has been lacking in disturbing mental imagery, google “sex with dolphins.”

The topic of bestiality as a whole is perhaps one best avoided.

“Joaquin Phoenix.” Still funny.

Egg-celsior! (I promise I will never pun again).

Part one! More egg-citement (yes, you may kill me now) on Tuesday.