The standard formal oath is a classic for a reason.

All hail!

I seem to remember doing a bunch of sketches in a notebook for the Proclamoid’s design and nothing worked until I settled on “basically just a sphere with 3 eyes”.

5318008!

All’s well that… um… ends?

“Stick a plaster on it” is the entirity of my own medical database.

Panic fixes everything.

Certainly “unqualified,” at least.

I’m not sure why robots would need to scroll a file to skim over it in their minds but there’s probably a good reason.

A sound software policy that can only ever end well.