I’m not sure why robots would need to scroll a file to skim over it in their minds but there’s probably a good reason.

A sound software policy that can only ever end well.

On their first day X2 only managed 7 species.

Everyone’s got to start somewhere.

But… but JEDCØP made them sound so fun!

As assessments of humanity go, it’s a pretty fair one.

Yummy tasty chickens heads! Mmm-mmm!

Although generally speaking, sauces shouldn’t have spikes…

2X is, in fact, all bad.

But can you ever really have enough spikes?