Man, being a ghost is dull.
Yup.

Why couldn’t we have come back as something exciting?
Like?

Like… like a pair of tortured yet beautiful and emotionally complex vampires.

Or as killer cyborgs, hell-bent on revenge against the world that wronged us!

Even zombies would have been interesting. I mean, brain eating – that sounds like it’d be fun, right?

I dunno… are brains like kidneys? I never liked kidneys much.
Brains are a totally different organ.

Yeah, but at the end of the day it’s a texture thing, isn’t it?
Fine! Not zombies then! We’ll cross zombies off the list.

Regret-filled werewolves, howling for freedom against a society they never made?
Hell yeah!