So… this “team” you want to put together.
Where do we begin?

Well, the first order of business is clear.
We need to get you a hat.

Oh for- not this nonsense again!
Exactly this nonsense. What did I tell you back in grad school?

You told me no one would ever take me seriously if I didn’t wear a hat. And yet! Here I am years later, hatless, but still somehow you are in fact the one working for me.

Precisely! Trevor – you’re my boss now! You need me to respect your authority and that’s not going to happen without exactly the right choice of chapeau.

Sigh.

Happy now?
Exquisitely.