For all those with regrets to spend, there’ll be a new chapter along next week.

It’s not that there’s a double standard or anything, it’s just that we’ve got these two different standards that happen to operate simultaneously to each other.

All Praise The Random Number Generator!

But on the positive side, it’s much easier to get re-murdering stains out of the carpet afterwards.

See? Definitely made better by AI.

We’re terrible.

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Celebrated here in Solid Metal Override by… er… continuing our current story that doesn’t connect to Valentines in any way at all! Yay!

JEDCØP’s priorities remain very clear.

Lucky Thirteen! And we kick things off with something that looks… a little familiar?

100th episode! Woop woop woop!