They used to be able to afford two beagles.
Also: healthcare costs at an all time low!
And yet, you keep telling them.
Won’t somebody think of the readers?
And some fish food, presumably.
Sorry the strip’s late this week – I blame the velociraptors.
Shotguns: the all-purpose cure for the interesting kind of terrible.
His saga continues!
Well, I guess technically he’s not wrong about the pixels…