They used to be able to afford two beagles.

Also: healthcare costs at an all time low!

And yet, you keep telling them.

Won’t somebody think of the readers?

And some fish food, presumably.

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Sorry the strip’s late this week – I blame the velociraptors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shotguns: the all-purpose cure for the interesting kind of terrible.

His saga continues!

Well, I guess technically he’s not wrong about the pixels…