Babylon 5 reference! Cutting edge pop cultural relevancy!
-was wondering if you’d be interested in completing a short surv-
Aren’t we the Republic of Something?
Of course not! We’ve got a King!
And if I was to ask you to name any countries adjacent to ours?
Narnia isn’t a real place.
Then where do Narns come from?
They aren’t real either.
Isn’t that a little bit racist?
Would you describe our country as:
A) Having a name.
B) Not having a name.
C) Having a name you don’t remember.
D) Having a name that you definitely do remember but are unwilling to share.
And also: Fuck off.