-was wondering if you’d be interested in completing a short surv-
Fuck off.

Aren’t we the Republic of Something?
Of course not! We’ve got a King!
So?

And if I was to ask you to name any countries adjacent to ours?
Um… Narnia?

Narnia isn’t a real place.
Then where do Narns come from?
They aren’t real either.
Isn’t that a little bit racist?

Would you describe our country as:
A) Having a name.
B) Not having a name.
C) Having a name you don’t remember.

D) Having a name that you definitely do remember but are unwilling to share.

D.
D.

Definitely D.
And also: Fuck off.