Um… nsfw?

Not startling, but at least accurate.

Existentialism has its limits when it comes to seabirds.

I guess there’s more to regret in a field than one might imagine.

I really shouldn’t have enjoyed writing that pun as much as I did.

John Entwistle. Just to pre-empt the comments thread.

If you’re a puffin it pays to ask, apparently.