I would like to apologise for the above apology. Because… just because.

A new level of hell reserved just for me? How kind!

All Knowledge Is Strange is for entertainment purposes only and if you want to go kicking elephants then good luck to you.

All Knowledge Is Strange is for entertainment purposes only and takes no responsibility for any babies kicked off cliffs.

Penguin week concludes! Meanwhile, my Korean adventure continues.

It’s penguin week at E-merl! And in other news, I’m off in South Korea attending SICAF. Full details here and related brand new hypercomic here. Busy, busy, busy!

Invest in giraffe futures now and beat the inevitable rush.

Werner returns! And apologies for erratic updates this week – normal service will be resumed soonish.

He will be missed by those that miss him. Up until he is not.

If you have no idea what the above strip is talking about then count your blessings.