Oh right, ladders – I guess now this chapter’s title makes a bit more sense.

Poiiiiinty!

HEDBØT returns! And gets a name this time. Lucky HEDBØT!

Mister Woofles Forever!

Mister Woofles for President!

I’ve got lots of suggestions too, but I don’t want to steal JEDCØP’s thunder.

Well… I guess that’s still a kind of preservation.

She’s behind you. Always.

Xeno-Craw™ – guaranteed legally distinct from the aliens of any other popular sci-fi franchise, or your money back.

Hats: threat or menace?